How I Know I'm the Only Female in the House, Part I

Bodily functions are followed by belly laughs from 4 of us.

The aforementioned happens numerous times every day.

And it's even funnier at the dinner table.

All 3 toilets need daily cleaning.

When I say, "It's time to change clothes," four of the five of us strip in the middle of the play room.

When walking through a dark room, I will stumble over trains or Legos. Never a Barbie.

Most underwear in the laundry basket have Shrek, Thomas or baseballs printed on them.