Friday Funny

The boys struck up a conversation about baby Hudson one morning that I must share.

Garrett: I remember seeing Hudson in his bed at his house.

Me: You do? I don't think we've been to his house since he's been born. We've only seen him at our house.

G: He was still in Kristin's belly. Did she push him out?

Me: [Mentally: Where is this going?] Yes.

Liam: How?

Me [Mentally: Oh no! I'm not ready for this! Stay calm!] I don't know how. I've never done it before.

Liam: Did it hurt?

Me: [Mentally: I'm so glad I don't have to lie on this topic!] I don't know. Ask Kristin. [Mentally: Will this conversation stop here?]

Silence while the boys resume eating and I breathe a sigh of relief.