Friday Funny

An old man was grocery shopping with his little grandson. The toddler was crying and at times screaming at the top of his lungs. As the elderly gentleman walked up and down the aisles, people could hear him speaking in a soft voice...'We are almost done Albert. Try not to cry, Albert. Life will get better, Albert.'

As the grandfather approached the checkout stand, he carefully brushed the tears from his grandson's eyes and said again, 'Try not to cry, Albert. We will be home soon, Albert.'

As the old man was paying the cashier for the groceries, the toddler continued to scream. A young woman in line behind him said, 'Sir, I think it is wonderful how sweet you are to little Albert.'

The old man blinked his eyes a couple of times before saying, 'My grandson's name is John. I'm Albert.'